Zombie Island

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Zombie Island at Glastonbury 2013...

Oh how lovable zombies have become, just think of olde Nick Frost at the end of Sean of the Dead, just wanna hug him don't you...no biting, especially on Zombie Island

Greatest (horror) show on Earth

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Greatest (horror) show on Earth at Glastonbury 2013...

The Circus fascinates me, I love the variety and skill of the performers but cannot help (probably due to movies) thinking that there is a murky underworld that the Circus revolves around, a path to the darker side of live, a path away from this normal realm of ours... Greatest (horror) show on Earth

Oozing Swell of Sewers

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Oozing Swell of Sewers at Glastonbury 2013...

There's a lot of crap literally under our feet, we don't notice it on a daily basis but sometimes the sewers explode and reveal the swell of badness that's close at hand... Oozing Swell of Sewers

Enslave the Human Race

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Enslave the Human Race at Glastonbury 2013...

Now I love robots, I really do, but I cannot fathom out the obsession with making them stronger, bigger and better than humans, they will turn on their masters, they will create an uprising and they will Enslave the Human Race...

Body Rests at the Whisky Bar

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Body Rests at the Whisky Bar at Glasto 2013...

They say the wild west was pretty wild but is it as wild as the wild East London...BOOM! Nah not really, a song loosely based on a cowboy gunfight... Body Rests at the Whisky Bar (woops spelled whiskey wrong but done the artwork now so it will stay as whisky)

Sheepish Pandas

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Sheepish Pandas at Glasto 2013...

Wow, that Bank holiday went quickly, so quick I'm a day late posting again. Must do better! Anyhow, sometimes you think you have no control and things just keep on plodding along and then slap bang, you know what, things do change! Sheepish Pandas

Sparkle Gone

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Sparkle Gone at Glasto 2013...

Wages are stagnant, redundancies are peeping around every corner, everything seems to be going up in price and if you can afford a house it's tiny, I saw one without a bath the other day... Sparkle Gone