Monday 28 May 2012

Esquath Lane

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Esquath Lane at Glastonbury 2013...

I try not to link a 'bad area' in the eyes of the media with fear, when you know an area the dark wierd looking lanes come alive and are not so dark. I live in hackney and it gets a bad rep but all in all it's a pretty good place to live. Good pubs, good kebabs, cheap(ish) housing and we've got the new RouteMaster - yeah take that Greenwich! But however long you live somewhere there are still some lanes that look dodgy as F=*k ... Esquath Lane

Monday 21 May 2012

Like Farmer Like Sun

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Like Farmer Like Sun at Glastonbury 2013...

Now I'm no farmer, I have a balcony it gets some good action, carrots, herbs, strawberry's beetroot, usually enough for a few meals every year. However if I had a field (or an allotment) I could grow loads of stuff, purple sprouting broccoli would be amazing, not very rock'n'roll but amazing... Like Farmer Like Sun

Monday 14 May 2012

Zombie Island

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Zombie Island at Glastonbury 2013...

Oh how lovable zombies have become, just think of olde Nick Frost at the end of Sean of the Dead, just wanna hug him don't you...no biting, especially on Zombie Island

Monday 7 May 2012

Greatest (horror) show on Earth

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Greatest (horror) show on Earth at Glastonbury 2013...

The Circus fascinates me, I love the variety and skill of the performers but cannot help (probably due to movies) thinking that there is a murky underworld that the Circus revolves around, a path to the darker side of live, a path away from this normal realm of ours... Greatest (horror) show on Earth

Tuesday 1 May 2012

Oozing Swell of Sewers

Dear Emily Eavis, perhaps you'd like The Pencil Sharks to perform Oozing Swell of Sewers at Glastonbury 2013...

There's a lot of crap literally under our feet, we don't notice it on a daily basis but sometimes the sewers explode and reveal the swell of badness that's close at hand... Oozing Swell of Sewers